Dear So and So

[maillotpois]

Dear Woman who honked at the little old man on the trike, who made you wait a second longer than a car would have,

You suck.

Totally!

Dear spaced-out guy who shouted out that I had "big, strong legs, big, strong legs! yeah, good, good...", and actually repeated it to my face as we stood waiting for each our green light:

you were probably on drugs, but thanks anyway.

Oh that's awesome!!


Nice contrast of the two posts....

[Catrin]

Maillotpois - I love your signature and am going to "steal" it if I may - not as a real signature but as a quote.

[maillotpois]

Maillotpois - I love your signature and am going to "steal" it if I may - not as a real signature but as a quote.

Thank you. It's a motto that's gotten me through many a double century and long brevet.

[Catrin]

Thank you. It's a motto that's gotten me through many a double century and long brevet.

I see it as being applicable to more than cycling, it really nails it. I did quote you on my FB page and gave you credit.

[maillotpois]

I see it as being applicable to more than cycling, it really nails it. I did quote you on my FB page and gave you credit.

Thank you. And agreed.

[bmccasland]

Dear Wasps,
Soon you will die. Yes, I'm a biologist, and know you have a functional place in the world. But I really wasn't trying to harm you, and did not appreciate you sending a soldier out to sting me. Wouldn't mind meeting firemen and paramedics again, but that wasn't the format.

So be warned, your home is going to be destroyed, chemical means will be taken.

Sincerely,
The resident that is responsible for yard maintenance

[Veronica]

Dear Male Friend of My Sister,

A stripper for my sister's birthday?! Really... that's going to make all the guys at the party uncomfortable. My family can be tacky and uncouth all on their own. They don't need the addition of a stripper. I'm sure there will be lots of raunchy comments without the stripper. Please weather gods make it super humid so I can spend all day in the water.

Veronica