Hats can be cool in so many ways! Just not in a fine dining establishment. Leave it at home with your Oregon Ducks T-shirt. I haven't been to a church in a long time but I've seen guys wearing baseball caps walking across the parking lot. I can't imagine them carrying that thing around the entire time (and we're not talking about the traffic controller persons).
I have a great photo of my hubby out fishing with 2 inches of snow on his wide-brimmed Stetson. HOT!
Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.