Dear So and So

[Blueberry]

Might I suggest that your check to make sure the various utilities have been switched over to the buyer? If she had no clue about insurance, then she might also have no clue about water, electricity, natural gas, trash, and maybe even cable and phone service.

We asked our agent if we should, and she said no. We disconnected them in our name on closing day. Whether she has turned them on really isn't our issue (she hasn't moved in yet - maybe she doesn't want them on? who knows.).

[limewave]

Dear Tree that Grows Money,

Please drop a couple thousand my way so I can buy this bike.

Thank you,
Limewave

[Catrin]

Dear Tree that Grows Money,

Please drop a couple thousand my way so I can buy this bike.

Thank you,
Limewave

Very nice indeed!

[limewave]

Dear Tree that Grows Money,

That was fast!!!!!!!
Hmmm, while I'd really like to buy the bike, I should probably put this money towards bills or something. Even so, Thanks!!!!!

~Limewave

[SheFly]

Dear Tree that Grows Money,

That was fast!!!!!!!
Hmmm, while I'd really like to buy the bike, I should probably put this money towards bills or something. Even so, Thanks!!!!!

~Limewave

Oh - can you send me some of that tree? As you saw, I do have a new bike that needs some help...

SheFly

[malkin]

Dear Tree that Grows Money:

I'm sure we could make room in the garden to plant you if you need a new home.

If you bring along the Tree that Grows Spare time, I swear we will make room for 2 new trees.
Love and Kisses,
malkin

p.s. the little hawthorne tree says it would be happy to furnish a recommendation.


Why not? It worked for limewave!

[Owlie]

Dear bank:
I paid that bill. I don't know what your problem is, but I paid it. Hopefully by tomorrow afternoon you'll have gotten yourself straightened out.

[Crankin]

Dear DS,
I can't believe you were stupid enough to be riding your bike home in the dark, with only your "to be seen light." You don't live in the middle of the city anymore. Yea, and riding down a hill at high speed, in the dark, and hitting a pot hole= crash.
I'm sorry you have lots of road rash and are sore, but I am pissed at you. And dad just made that classic Serotta look very nice. He will not be re-doing the silver bar tape you like so much.
I will call you tomorrow, when I have calmed down. This is worse than when I caught you riding down Scribner Hill without your helmet when you were 12. You are almost 30.
Love,
Mom