What a crack up! Only on a site like this can we actually share stories involving "down there", right?!

This reminds me of when my husband finished Leadville his first time with a time of 9:58, his longest time in the saddle ever . . . on a bumpy mountain bike course, none the less. He couldn't feel his "boy parts" for some time. He was a little concerned, but I think the next day it started to get better.

Your story sounds even more miserable, though. Poor thing! And yeah, we do this for "fun", right?!!! (Levi Leipheimer won Leadville that year and said it was the most "wrecked" he'd ever been after a race!)