Gym Etiquette

[Jolt]

There was one day where I spent my whole workout breathing through my sweat towel because the guy next to me was, shall we say...expelling air...not from his mouth...dude, just because we can't HEAR you do it doesn't mean we don't all know you're doing it...Unfortunately it was a busy day at the gym and there were no other ellipticals available or I would have moved.

Ugh. Sounds like somebody shouldn't have eaten that second helping of baked beans and coleslaw before his workout!!

[malkin]

People who gas the whole locker room with spray deodorant.

Moms who are in a hurry and then are mean to their kids. (Your toddler will not hurry no matter how grumpy you get. Ripping a comb through your pre-teen daughter's hair will not get you to your next thing any more quickly.)