Dear So and So

[Catrin]

It has been a painful lesson, but that is life - the irony of it was that right before I heard from him I was getting ready to go and remove that comment. Just a reminder to think 3 times before hitting that post button - and 5 times if it is before coffee!

[Owlie]

Dear spider:
I don't mind you being here, but could you remove yourself from the wall? You're freaky-looking (though probably harmless) and you're hanging out right next to the switch for my lamp...

[redrhodie]

Dear Chick on my group ride who thinks she's my coach,

Your unsolicited advice was both insulting and annoying. I wasn't struggling, I was waiting for my friend. Please mind your own business from now on, and a little less blabbing would also be appreciated. You talk too much.

[Owlie]

Dear ankle:
Why are you hurting again? You haven't DONE anything.

[laura*]

Dear opposable thumb:

We're sorry that your hurting. However, it's your own damn fault - you insist on doing everything by yourself. There's four of us and only one of you. Now it looks like we may have to team up with Ms. Palm to do some of your job.

signed
index finger,
middle finger,
ring finger,
and pinky finger.