Buffing nails

[Crankin]

My hair is short for the same reasons.

[OakLeaf]

I can't be bothered either. Nice clothes, jewelry, a little bit of putty in my hair, that's as good as it gets.

I like the way my nails look when they're buffed. I'll do them maybe once a year. Really if I were going to give something more attention, it ought to be my cuticles, which are just terrible.

When I first cut my long hair I had it chin length and it was a HUGE hassle. I had to spend 25 minutes on it every single day, no days off for weekends or holidays because it looked just awful if I left it to its own devices. I had it cut short in '92 or '93 and never looked back. I'm just lazy. Shaving my head would be more work.