Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Alexis: Sorry you're sick. In my case, it wasn't the plague. Apparently chills and general "sick" feeling is now the new PMS.

Malkin:

Dear children on my cycling team,

You are the best. The bomb. Today you worked so hard in those sprints... you cheered each other on constantly. You laughed, you enjoyed yourselves. This is what a team should be.

Gosh I'm so proud of them.

Awww.

Dear Self:
Jalapeno hummus is best not followed immediately by a bowl of cereal. It makes everything taste funny.