Dear So and So

[emily_in_nc]

Dear Contractor:

Since you have already wrecked the hardwood floors, the piano, and all the electronics in the house it might be better for you to go ahead and burn the place down to the ground. That way I could have all the trauma all at once, collect some money from insurance, and I could be finished with you.

OMG, malkin...what in the world -- how did he do all that damage?!