Dear So and So

[emily_in_nc]

Dear Contractor:

Since you have already wrecked the hardwood floors, the piano, and all the electronics in the house it might be better for you to go ahead and burn the place down to the ground. That way I could have all the trauma all at once, collect some money from insurance, and I could be finished with you.

OMG, malkin...what in the world -- how did he do all that damage?!

[Reesha]

Dear children on my cycling team,

You are the best. The bomb. Today you worked so hard in those sprints... you cheered each other on constantly. You laughed, you enjoyed yourselves. This is what a team should be.

Gosh I'm so proud of them.

[Owlie]

Alexis: Sorry you're sick. In my case, it wasn't the plague. Apparently chills and general "sick" feeling is now the new PMS.

Malkin:

Dear children on my cycling team,

You are the best. The bomb. Today you worked so hard in those sprints... you cheered each other on constantly. You laughed, you enjoyed yourselves. This is what a team should be.

Gosh I'm so proud of them.

Awww.

Dear Self:
Jalapeno hummus is best not followed immediately by a bowl of cereal. It makes everything taste funny.

[malkin]

OMG, malkin...what in the world -- how did he do all that damage?!

He normally does new construction and didn't do anything differently in our house to protect any of our stuff. Discovered the mess when we got home from a difficult Europe trip (my dad is 82, recovering from stroke and bypass surgery, lives in obscure village--no--we are not from there, just long story).

Anyway, I pretty much melted down walking in the house after the long trip home. That was last Sunday.

This weekend, my brother is in Vegas to watch basketball, so Brewer drove me down here to see my brother and to get me out of our 'house.'

[alexis_the_tiny]

Owlie, that's a horrible feeling. Hope you feel better soon.

Malkin, your contractor's a real gem. Please pass along his number for when some people need help towards a nervous breakdown. Jeez. I hope you had a good break while in Vegas. You sound like you need it awfully.

[malkin]

Dear Gods of Clean:
Wowee!

Clean clothes!
Clean sheets!
Clean hotel room! (except for our stuff strewn everywhere!)

Dear everyone:
Thanks for the good wishes. We rode our new foldies for about 15 mi around Lake Mead this morning. I'm still getting used to the gearing, and haven't got the fit adjusted quite right yet, but still it feels like heaven!

Also, it's Nevada, so we can load up the car with pleasant forms of ETOH, because maybe the only way to survive our construction/destruction is by drinking!

[Crankin]

First time I've seen ETOH noted somewhere other than an assessment or treatment plan...

[emily_in_nc]

Okay, I'm lost. What's ETOH?

Malkin, so sorry about your contractor from hell. Hope you can put a notation in on angie's list or something similar so others don't suffer the same fate. Glad you were able to get away for awhile and have fun!

[solobiker]

I have seen ETOH in medical charts which means alcohol abuse. And it is the first time for me to see it other then in a medical chart too.