Dear So and So

[limewave]

Dear Client,

I will not apologize for the bill I sent you. Updating and making changes to your website is not a mere matter of clicking some magic button. Believe it or not, it actually requires some real work. This is not a charity or a hobby, this is my business--the very one I use to provide food and shelter for my family. So eat your snarky little email and get my check in the mail.

Peace,
Limewave

[redrhodie]

Dear me,

Never agree to do anymore barters. Someone always gets a better deal, and usually it's the other guy. There are these funny green paper things with pictures of old men that you can get, and use almost anywhere. Get some of those instead.

[limewave]

Dear me,

Never agree to do anymore barters. Someone always gets a better deal, and usually it's the other guy. There are these funny green paper things with pictures of old men that you can get, and use almost anywhere. Get some of those instead.

My DH can be a know-it-all whoopidy-doo sometimes, but he did tell me to never, ever barter. And that is one thing I have NOT regretted