Dear So and So

[Biciclista]

Dear neighbors:
Could you have sexytime on a less squeaky piece of furniture? I really don't care what you do. I just don't want to know that you're doing it.

reminds me of an unforgettable night we had in a motel in Phoenix. Early to bed, we were most surprised to clearly hear the couple next door come home around 1am and then proceed to squeak, thump, ETC for HOURS and HOURS...

We about went nuts. The funny part was, we let another cyclist share our room with us and at first she thought it was us.. We all laid there snickering for a long time...

[Sky King]

OH man, going a bit more off topic. When my DD was looking at colleges we spent a weekend in the Pearl District in Portland I kept hearing this awkward noise during the night - my imagination going wild and hoping she wouldn't wake up. In the morning I discovered it was the pigeons outside our window - I was laughing so hard, took my mind right out of the gutter

reminds me of an unforgettable night we had in a motel in Phoenix. Early to bed, we were most surprised to clearly hear the couple next door come home around 1am and then proceed to squeak, thump, ETC for HOURS and HOURS...

We about went nuts. The funny part was, we let another cyclist share our room with us and at first she thought it was us.. We all laid there snickering for a long time...