Quote Originally Posted by Owlie View Post
Dear neighbors:
Could you have sexytime on a less squeaky piece of furniture? I really don't care what you do. I just don't want to know that you're doing it.
reminds me of an unforgettable night we had in a motel in Phoenix. Early to bed, we were most surprised to clearly hear the couple next door come home around 1am and then proceed to squeak, thump, ETC for HOURS and HOURS...

We about went nuts. The funny part was, we let another cyclist share our room with us and at first she thought it was us.. We all laid there snickering for a long time...