Dear Gas Company,

Thank you for fixing my heater but finding out that I may have to pay because it's flood related makes my Service Guard program a waste of money. I would like a 10 year refund on this service.

Even if I had flood insurance, they'd probably not help because it wasn't a natural disaster.


Dear Accountant,

Please get my taxes figured out. If I owe, I need to find out now to make arrangements.

Dear Self,

Depression sucks. Get over it.