Dear Mother Nature:
It is February 1st and I am exercising my right as a resident of California to declare that the weather can't possibly be cold and miserable! In light of declaration, the (long) jeans have been put away.

Dear outside thermometer:
Please get with the program. Otherwise I will have to paste a large C over your F. 38C sounds like a proper California morning temperature.

Dear sun:
Thank you for living up to expectations this afternoon.