Have fun!

Dear dryer:
When I ask you to dry my clothes, I expect you to dry them. "Dry" has never included "leave as pile of damp cloth for unsuspecting owner" in its definition. I feel like I'm in this sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
"And this one is wet, and this one is wet, and this one is wet..."