Dear So and So

[Biciclista]

I am not patient!

[Sky King]

Dear Togged Out Biker Chick on your carbon fiber bike,

Seriously you pass within 3 inches of my left shoulder and you don't acknowledge my existence! How rude, you obviously are not a TE reader. It wasn't even so much the lack of a "on your left" or "happy new year" or "hello" as it was the way you stood up in your pedals and looked ahead like a hunting dog pointing out a bird and just totally ignored a fellow bike rider. Good thing we weren't 10 feet further on the road when I would have been ready to start changing lanes to make my left hand turn, I may have knocked you over.

[Owlie]

((Roadtrip, Mr. Roadtrip and MIL))

Dear Togged Out Biker Chick on your carbon fiber bike,

Seriously you pass within 3 inches of my left shoulder and you don't acknowledge my existence! How rude, you obviously are not a TE reader. It wasn't even so much the lack of a "on your left" or "happy new year" or "hello" as it was the way you stood up in your pedals and looked ahead like a hunting dog pointing out a bird and just totally ignored a fellow bike rider. Good thing we weren't 10 feet further on the road when I would have been ready to start changing lanes to make my left hand turn, I may have knocked you over.

Some jerk on a tri bike did that to me early on in my riding career. I think I nearly fell over. ]

Dear cold:
I'd appreciate it if you'd hurry up and leave. And no detours through my chest or sinuses, please.

[lph]

Dear male Facebook friends,

I really don't want to know what minor medical procedure you did or did not get done in your nether regions, no matter how cutely worded it is. TMI guys!

[limewave]

Dear Specialized Ruby (in my size!) parked at my LBS,

Stop being a temptress!

~Limewave

[Roadtrip]

Dear Specialized Ruby (in my size!) parked at my LBS,

Stop being a temptress!

~Limewave

Buy... The... Ruby

At least then you won't be tempted. Hehehehe

[limewave]

Buy... The... Ruby

At least then you won't be tempted. Hehehehe

I would but DH is all like "we need to replace the 60 year old windows. We need new siding so the house and garage can finally match. blah. blah. blah."

We did get a quote for a 16 x 22' addition. New master bedroom. Nope. Room for the kids so they can have a space larger than a closetless shoe box. Nope. Its going to be a room just for the bikes. With a double-door entrance for plenty of roll-in room.

[emily_in_nc]

Dear cold:
I'd appreciate it if you'd hurry up and leave. And no detours through my chest or sinuses, please.

Ditto for my cold too! Tired of being up all night coughing (and keeping DH up too). He's getting cranky, and so am I.

[bmccasland]

Dear Throat,
I refuse to acknowledge that you have a tickle. I have plans this weekend and they involve a resort hotel and a massage, you are not allowed to progress into anything. Anything! Your hear?

Dear Hip,
Please play nice, we get to see Dr.F on monday when we return. Also note the aforementioned massage - that's for you.

[Biciclista]

Dear Beth
Gargle with salt... kill those little buggers before they take over.
(I always think of this too late because i'm always in denial too)

Dear weather gods. WTF?!?!?

[salsabike]

Dear Mimi,

It always makes me laugh when PNWers become indignant about...RAIN. In winter!