Dear So and So

[Owlie]

My mom doesn't seem to be improving in the rehab facility, but she has been sick for a long time now. I've been waiting to say something about it until I had something positive to say She isn't, however, getting worse and that is something.

Dear company--
I am impressed that you found the last pair of shorts in my size and are sending them. Could you see fit to give me the tracking information this time?

Dear UPS driver--
I assume you're new or something, because why else wouldn't you take the package to the office like normal?