Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
jingle all the way,
oh what fun, it is to ride
on a racing green Raleigh - hey!

Dashing through the snow,
on Nokian Extremes
O'er the curb I go...

Shrieking all the way,
Lights on helmet sway,
Making bike lanes bright,
What fun it is to slide,
A cycling song tonight !

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
But much to my surprise
I nearly took a slide.
The roads were slick and wet
My hands were getting numb
But n'ver would you hear me fret
With mud covering my bum!

Oh, riding bikes, riding bikes
Riding all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
On a racing green Raleigh - hey!