On the first day of cycling, my true love said to me,
I'm just about to pass out."

On the second day of cycling, my true love said to me,
2 tandem riders and
"I'm just about to pass out"

On the third day of cycling my true love said to me,
3 broken spokes
2 tandem riders and
"I'm just about to pass out"

On the fourth day of cycling my true love said to me,
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