Aww, dog stories years ago we had two yellow labs - went out to the porch one morning and the male had eaten 3/4 of a beer can... he was fine
One Thanksgiving the female came home from a "wander" with a fully cooked Turkey! Someone must have set it on their patio to cool. We had just moved into the neighborhood but we lived there for five more years and I never heard anyone telling a story about a missing turkey. (no I did not go door knocking)