Dear annoying cough,
You have way outstayed any welcome you might have thought you had. This is going on into the third week, and I am tired of it! No signs of infection. Already on allergy meds. Already taking a decongestant to try to clear up the drainage causing the cough. I am the most hydrated person in a 500 mile radius from the multiple gallons of hot tea I have been drinking. I know you will go away eventually. You have come to visit before, but I am just really, really sick of you.
Grits
2010 Trek 5.2 Madone WSD, SI Diva Gel Flow
2002 Terry Classic, Terry Liberator