I knew it! Me too.Originally Posted by lph
Busted, I'm a fake. My real mission here is to sell you crappy handbags, spraytans and obscure protein powders. Not to mention dancing lessons!
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11-10-2011, 05:41 AM #1
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11-10-2011, 05:47 AM #2
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It seems to me that I once read on here that new members to the forum are somewhat moderated in that any links included in the first few messages are stripped out automatically. Then once the new member is determined to be, well, not a spammer, the links are restored to their signatures. I agree, the syntax is very bizarre. I've reported a number of these as well.
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11-10-2011, 06:55 AM #3
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I went looking and found one. Somewhat a circular statement.
And LPH, about those dancing lessons, what type and when? 
Beth
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11-10-2011, 08:52 AM #4
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I'm so glad you asked! Personally I subscribe to the theory that dancing is a pleasurable commotion for all ages and all juncture.
By the way, our classes are familiarized in the direction of duos and we do not necessitate duos to spin.
(Yup, this is actually lifted from one of our more entertaining spam posts.)Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
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11-10-2011, 01:53 PM #5
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Dang, I missed that one!
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11-11-2011, 02:12 AM #6
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Today's was pretty entertaining too, actually. Originally Posted by OakLeaf
In case you miss it - minus the buy-my-crap links, it reads like this:
One day, his wife went to her husband danced before, so excited that he didn't know what to say for a moment, her husband thought she was going to dance with him, and together with his wife.
Why are you so happy? The husband asked.
Dear, I have a good news for you! His wife said.
Good very! Just tell me what is the news! Husband road.
She was no longer beating, breath, I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road: really!
She speak with his mouth said: really, my dear! There are two.
Husband asked in surprise: just pregnant and how do you know my arms are twins!
It's easy, borrow money from gilian explains: I went to pharmacies to buy two bags of pregnancy detection tools, both packet inspection are positive!
Do we have a linguist in the house, willing to try and pick out which language this is translated from? I mean... "tract"??Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
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11-11-2011, 03:23 AM #7
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I noticed two new ones this morning, Joseph and Paul... did I miss any?
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11-11-2011, 05:47 PM #8
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I like it- it's kind of like free style verse, or eecummings haiku... Originally Posted by lph
She was no longer beating, breath,
I'm pregnant! Her breathing tract.
Husband burst with joy, arms around his wife kissing road:
really!
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11-11-2011, 06:27 PM #9
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I think that approaches spam greatness. Originally Posted by lph
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks
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11-12-2011, 10:32 AM #10
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Maybe we need to gather them all together and get it published...... Originally Posted by salsabike
I think that approaches spam greatness.
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11-12-2011, 01:54 PM #11
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I miss all the entertaining ones. Sad.
At least I don't leave slime trails.
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11-10-2011, 05:00 PM #12
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Something like this..and newbie posts with links or pictures in the message are moderated too. They don't show up until an admin has approved it. Originally Posted by withm
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