Seriously, if the self-described "dirty old man" in the department thinks it's inappropriate, it's inappropriate.
LOL, and really true. If you are making the DOM uncomfortable, damn.

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Dear Me: You should go on a bike ride tomorrow morning. Just a quick one, nothing epic, get out there and spin. The weather is nice and you should enjoy it.

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Dear Work Partner: Enough with the multi-tasking. You are not being efficient by trying to review things with me on a call and order from starbucks/talktoyourassistant/getdirections/parkyourcar/changeyourflight at the same time. Have a little respect and do one thing at a time, at least when you are working with me. Luckily, you are also my friend and I can tell you this IRL...but it's nice to write it out first.