
Originally Posted by
VeganBikeChick
Dear Self,
Surely some normal, non-loser guy would be thrilled to date you.

If he exists!
I recommend going for the non-loser weirdo.
'02 Eddy Merckx Fuga, Selle An Atomica
'85 Eddy Merckx Professional, Selle An Atomica
'10 Soma Double Cross DC, Selle An Atomica
Slacker on wheels.