Dear So and So

[limewave]

Dear girls-who-are-so-nasty-I-have-no-names-for-you,

Depression is hard, horrible and its a lot of suffering. Saying publicly that someone with a depressive disorder has an attention seeking disorder because they're depressed is just nasty. I hope that one day, you or someone near to you suffers from really severe depression and you'll finally understand how much suffering it can put you through.

That is awful!!! I used to suffer from severe depression and I lost ALL of my friends. It's a very difficult disease because it manifests in behavior that does alienate the sufferer from other people.

Dear friend's DH,
Somehow you have always managed to make me feel uncomfortable and subpar. Back in the day when I threw your wife, my BFF, a bridal shower and you DESTROYED all of the pictures b/c a few of us got her lingerie and you could see the garments in the background of the pictures is just bizarre and controlling (this was before digital cameras . . . its not like we posted them on FB!). And for the last few years you wouldn't ALLOW your wife a FB page or have her own email or phone. The only way I could connect with her was writing old fashioned letters, which was kind of fun, but still . . . . Anyways . . . the thing you did recently just put me back in college to those days when you made me feel amoral and awkward. But, you know what, I'm snapping out of it. I know that your behavior has to do with YOUR insecurities, not mine.
Suck it.
~Limewave