Dear neighbor,

I've already interrupted your party once to ask you to turn down your music. If it wakes me up again, I'm calling the police. And since your entire apartment reeks of the pot smoke hanging in the air, I'm guessing that's not going to make for happy times for you or your guests.

Also, you're 41 years old. Maybe it's time to stop hanging out with college aged kids. Just something to think about.

Love,
Your neighbor who has way more connections in your field of work than you realize...another thing to think about, since you'll be out of grad school and on the job hunt in the next year or so.