Dear Knee and opposite Hip,
Yes I stood up for 6 hours at a job site this morning, but do you have to hurt quite so much? Knee, you've been fixed, we did months of PT, still do our exercises, what's up with this??? And why are you getting hip in on the party? A construction site is not exactly the place to sit around. Not my fault there's no place to sit in a truck and monitor the near-water activities. You did get the report from the eyes about the construction equipment barely having room to manouver. WE didn't want to get stuck in the mud.

I want to have a good time at the party this evening, so behave.