Dear So and So

[Biciclista]

To whom it may concern
THANK YOU
The weather today was phenomenal for our 10th 100 kilometer permanent of the year.
We got just enough rain to remind ourselves that it IS the rainy season, and enough sun to put smiles on everyone's faces. Thanks for good company nice roads and generally tolerant motorists and dogs too lazy to run far. (and cute horses, llamas, cows, goats, sheep, and a few hawks)

[Pax]

Dear Me,

Whatever in this world made you think you could exist on this planet without a motorcycle? Yes the scooter is fun, but it's not a BIKE. So, time to dive into the search for a replacement... lets just hope honey gets a good job.

Now, don't be stupid like this again, you need a motorcycle like other people need air. Live with it.

Signed,

Disappointed in me