You crack me up! I am doing PT for my broken ankle & am tired of doing it at the gym. So I was on the sidewalk in front of my house walking forwards/backwards/grapevine- 15 laps in all. I did the 4 -way water bottle slalom on the driveway! Keeps people guessing! Good luck w/ the bird - my neighbors had a hummingbird nest on their door wreath- sweet! But then a cat killed them. Not a fan of outdoor cats - needlessly kill way too many birds. Except crows. We have lots & lots of crows.