Quote Originally Posted by KnottedYet View Post
When I realize the woman in the stall next to me is on the phone, I have the most incredible urge to make extremely loud whoopee cushion noises...
This. And there have been several times when I've heard a person in the next stall, thought they were talking to me, and answered. I know that *I* shouldn't have been the one embarrassed in this situation, but I was.