What its like in one of the unhealthiest counties in one of the unhealthiest states

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Hahahahaha ...

From the customer's point of view:

I didn't have to pee when I dialed the call. Forty-five minutes ago. Now I have to pee. And there is no way on G*d's green earth that I am going to hang up, go pee, then dial again.

Okay, but what about the people who call from a public restroom? I mean really, in the women's locker room at the Y where it's plainly posted, "No Cell Phones"?

And the restroom at the park where I go before my bike rides...I feel embarrassed doing what I have to do in there while the woman next to me is on the phone. Sheesh.