Dear So and So

[OakLeaf]

Dear drunk guy at the concert who was yelling so loud and at such inappropriate times that you actually distracted the singer and made him start a verse over again, then chatted through all the songs so that everyone else was distracted too,

I hope you woke up this morning with a screaming headache, remembering everything, and were mortified at your behavior.



Dear driving instructor who buzzed me on Saturday,

I hope you heard and understood what I said when I caught up with you at a stoplight and hollered, "Teach them about safe passing distance, okay, thanks." I just wish I'd paid closer attention to what school you work for so I could have reported you, but I was really trying hard to be polite and educate you.

[indysteel]

Dear drunk guy at the concert who was yelling so loud and at such inappropriate times that you actually distracted the singer and made him start a verse over again, then chatted through all the songs so that everyone else was distracted too,

That is one of my biggest pet peeves. It's hard to buy a concert ticket anymore for less than $50, so why do people go and then talk and drink all the way through it? It seems like it would be a lot cheaper to just hang out with your friends at a bar.

[bmccasland]

Dear People who had the project before I did,
Thank you ever so much for NOT coordinating with the state regulatory agency. I really enjoyed today's meeting where I found out just how broken things are.

Instead of shepherding through the final regulatory stages, I get to fix the mess. I would have been much happier knowing there were design issues - to the point it's been questioned certain components will even function. OOOOh I can't wait to have the contractor who did Phase I to help me out of this Phase II hole.

[jessmarimba]

Dear People who had the project before I did,
Thank you ever so much for NOT coordinating with the state regulatory agency. I really enjoyed today's meeting where I found out just how broken things are.

Instead of shepherding through the final regulatory stages, I get to fix the mess. I would have been much happier knowing there were design issues - to the point it's been questioned certain components will even function. OOOOh I can't wait to have the contractor who did Phase I to help me out of this Phase II hole.

Ooh boy I hope that wasn't me!!