Dear Police Department,
Seriously, running a generator day and night for weeks on end when there's no power emergency is not illegal? There's not some public nuisance law or noise ordinance or something, ANYTHING? This guy can just run his generator day and night, night and day and no one can do anything about it? We haven't slept in weeks, see, because this bozo idiot drug dealer felon guy on our block chooses not to pay his electric bill and then runs a generator all the time. He obviously chooses to pay his cable bill, though, because he's watching football every night there's a game. And there's only one reason I can think of to run a generator all night, and it is not because of the fridge. Grow lights take alot of energy. Just sayin' might want to check the basement next time you get a call to go to that house, which will be EVERY NIGHT UNTIL HE TURNS OFF THE DAMN GENERATOR!

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Dear Neighbor,
You suck. Everyone on the block has given you time and understanding, and you pay us back by running your generator for weeks without any regard to anyone else. Somehow you cannot find enough money in your life to pay the electric bill, but funny, you seem to have cable running...for all the football games...hmmm, how does that work? Oh, and you might just want to keep that dealing a bit more under wraps. Police might take more notice from here on out. Just sayin'.