Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Dearest K:
I cannot imagine how difficult it was for you to share that...and how immensely more difficult it must have been to tell your family, given their religious background. I hope they're being as supportive as you deserve, and I hope you're doing better, physically and emotionally.

[jessmarimba]

Dear airlines:

Please cooperate today. I know I'm pushing it with this flight schedule but I'm already going to be up for 23 hours and I'd really really really like to make it home to sleep in my own bed tonight. Err, tomorrow morning.

Sleepily yours.

On the flip side, anyone in Oakland, CA want to grab coffee this afternoon?

[tulip]

Dear Neighbor,
In case you hadn't noticed, the hurricane is long gone and we've had power back for weeks. The fact that your life is so chaotic isn't any of my business. EXCEPT when you don't pay your electric bill and run the <beep>ing generator for the last two weeks. The neighbors have been more than generous with giving you plenty of time to get your act together and get the power back on. That has ended, and I have called the cops to report you. I will continue to call the cops until you shut the damn thing off and keep it off. Given your past and ongoing troubles with the law, I'm sure you'll be thrilled at this development.

Your sleepless neighbor,
Tulip

PS, and don't give be any BS excuse about not having income because your "business" dried up. If that picks back up, you can be sure I'll start calling the cops for that reason, too. If you haven't noticed, we don't like drug dealers on our street. The most blissful week around here was the one you were in the slammer.

[Bethany1]

Dear Store Clerk,

I can't believe store policy is to ask for my birthdate just to get Nyquil now. I suppose that's going to be behind the counter soon as well? I'm not mad, just found it absolutely hilarious given my Allegra-D issues.

At least my cold is over now.


Dear DH,

Thank you for taking care of me while I was sick.

[Catrin]

Dear Local Television News Cast,

I understand that we haven't had a good rain since early June, I get that. Is that, however, any reason to send your anchor out into the pre-dawn rain to report on it? Why is a simple rain news-worthy outside of the weather report, or at least more than a seconds reference? Surely the news isn't THAT slow...

Perplexed

[Owlie]

Catrin,
It probably is that slow. You guys don't have Over-the-Rhine to make up for otherwise-slow news days.

Dear self--
I know the internet is all shiny and everything, but get off it and at least go to campus to pay your bill. The interwebs will be here when you get back.

Dear Case sweatshirt:
Sadly, you are getting to the point where you are no longer wearable anywhere but home. Clearly I need a replacement...eventually.

[Biciclista]

Dear so and so.
now my doctor is retiring? I finally found a female doctor that I feel comfortable with, who is wise, understanding, listens and she's retiring!???
Now I have to go find ANOTHER doctor, but now someone much younger than I am who just doesn't get a lot of the stuff my doctor and I have gone through together??
AM I really getting THAT OLD??