I don't think they're going to believe me that the orange kitten is feral. For one thing, he learned to meow for my attention (probably from mooning over my cat, who cries to get out day), so he's been sitting in his crate HOWLING ALL NIGHT LONG. Second, even though he's clearly distressed, if I stick my finger in the cage he rubs his cheek and head and face on it.

But I guess if I decide to keep him I don't have much time to kitten-proof a house. I don't have enough doors here to even confine him to one place.