"Scootering" my bike

[Bike Writer]

Oh, starting in the saddle is easy! I usually lean a little to the right with my weight on my right foot, left foot clipped in at the top of the stroke, and just push down on the left while I push off a little with the right. Boom, you're going.

I see. But no can do it, I'm all torso and no legs. My inseam is in the middle teens.