Dear So and So

[Trek420]

Dear boss of the boss of my boss,

Your floor absorbed the residents of the floor above you doubling in size (minus those who quit, retired, got fired ....). Now years later our floor is supposed to squeeze in too (minus those who quit, retired, got fired ....).

You asked the DICOMSTAS (Department In Charge Of Making Sure Things Are Safe, sort of an internal OSHA here at the ... where am I? Oh, Organic Koala Chili Canning Works ) if it was ok to add us. They said "no, you're too crowded". They actually said "heck no". They said something else but this is a family forum.

You did it anyway.

Now you want to add the refugees from yet another chili factory whose office is moving (minus those who quit, retired, got fired ....).

The DICOMSTAS said no, you moved us anyway and moved more people in against their orders.

Any wonder why the DICOMSTAS director was inspecting today?

There's a floor above us which has been: newly remodeled, all new equipment and desks, more room, more light, more than 4 stalls for the women the electrical system is actually designed to work for the load .... we could be there.

Why not? Your office would be smaller.

You can have this entire floor for your office and all of your junk for all we care. Let my coworkers move upstairs where it's safe. If I do get a new job soon or quit, retire, get fired I'd like to leave the Chili Works a safer place.