Crankin:

Good luck, Mimi and RD. Thinking of you.

Dear half the cyclists on the trail:
Is saying "on your left!" really so hard? Really?

Dear Cannondale and Specialized Representatives:
Thank you for not treating me like I'm an idiot. Is it sad that this is unusual? (Though I think you heard the word "Ultegra" and rapidly went "Oh, she's serious!")