Oddest fall? Tell all!

[Owlie]

The first weekend I had the bike, I was riding around a cul-de-sac, trying to get used to it. My front wheel somehow hit a storm drain. Not a manhole cover, a storm drain. I don't know how I fell (endo, presumably), but I landed on my chest, unscathed. (The bike was less lucky--scuffed up the bar tape and took a chunk out of the plug.) Gave DBF a heart attack, though.

Then there was the clipless fall where I somehow ended up sitting on top of the rear triangle...