Gosh, I have to disagree with you about the drinking thing, lol. As my dad (and Frank Sinatra) used to say: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

That's my axiom and I'm stickin' to it.

Seriously, the one that rings most true with me is: If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.