I bought a cheapie pump at Target last year and couldn't figure out how to get it to work this year. Went and bought a nicer floor pump at the LBS and actually looked at the tag before tossing it. Turns out the nozzle lever operates opposite of every other one I used as a kid, sticking up to pump, folded down to put on/take off. Whoops.
On the plus side, this pump is supposed to work on both types of valves without adapters that I'd probably lose!
2011 Trek Lexa SLX "Silver Surfer"
1998 Specialized HardRock AX FS