Dear sister--
Do you know how horrible it is to share a bathroom with you? You take 5 showers a day so the bathmat is always wet (eew), you leave hair everywhere, and you apparently can't put all your hair-care products and devices away after you use them. (And how does one person have so many, anyway?)
--Your sister, who is a little tired of you being obnoxious.

Dear new LBS location--
Thanks for being convenient and not being so off-putting as you might have been. Still not thrilled about the shop ride idea. And what's with being surprised by the fact that I can change my own tire?