LOL on the aggravation. I understand completely. It's not as simple as buy a bike and ride off into the sunset happily ever after.

Don't give up or push yourself too hard. It takes time to get used to everything and clipless pedals are one of them. If you need to, take them off and use platforms. I had to admit to myself that I wasn't ready for them yet last week after crashing into the ground a couple of times.

Go when you can to the rides. You'll make some friends and get lots of help. I don't have that option unless I drive up at least an hour to civilization.

Good luck and the important part is to have fun.