Have any great cycling quotes?

[Tri Girl]

I like the Jens quote- gonna say that to my legs now!


I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. -Queen

"What makes a great endurance athlete is the ability to absorb potential embarrassment, and to suffer without complaint." -Lance Armstrong


"It never gets easier, you just go faster."
Greg LeMond


"There are too many factors you have to take into account that you have no control over...The most important factor you can keep in your own hands is yourself. I always placed the greatest emphasis on that."
Eddy Merckx

"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community."
Ann Strong


"Pain is a big fat creature riding on your back. The farther you pedal, the heavier he feels. The harder you push, the tighter he squeezes your chest. The steeper the climb, the deeper he digs his jagged, sharp claws into your muscles."
Scott Martin


“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips


“Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live.”
Mark Twain


“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.”
H. G. Wells