Dear Hill on Nine Mile Road,

You treated me so poorly when I climbed up your steep face this morning. I got up early enough so that I could get a ride in while it was still cool out, but you made me sweat anyway and plastered my hair to my head under my helmet. You nearly took all my breath away and I sure panted hard at the your top.

However you have a redeeming quality! It sure was a pleasure to have a l-o-n-g descent that went on for nearly a mile. I like the way you make up for being ornery, gave me a big smile and a feeling of contentment. In the end, thank you!

Sincerely,

Happy Coaster