Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Now I want to read, out of morbid curiosity, how you can manage to drag "apply shaving cream to legs, then drag razor over skin" out to seven pages.

I told DBF about this. He wasn't all that surprised, sadly enough.

[Bethany1]

Dear people in the white Ford Taurus,

May your hands be blown to smithereens the next time you toss fire crackers at cyclists and other people for kicks. I didn't have time to get your plate number, but I hope someone else will.

[OakLeaf]

Oh man, how scary. Everybody okay?

[alexis_the_tiny]

Seriously, SEVEN pages on shaving legs? I hope they were jesting...

Bethany, good grief, what's wrong with them???!?!!

[ultraviolet]

Dear client,

I'm trying. I really am. But, I can't force you reply to email messages or talk to me. You're going on vacation starting...um, in a few hours. When you return, we're supposed to present this round of work to your executive leadership. I'd like to help you succeed, but I can't do it for you.

Regards,
The consultant billing you for time you're not effectively utilizing

[tulip]

Dear Little M,
You're really sick. I hate to think of you all wired up in the hospital. You're just 18 months old. Everyone is working as hard as they can to figure out what's wrong and to make you better. We've only known you for a few months, and your addition to the family has been incredible. We love you very much.

-Auntie Tulip

***
Dear Doctors,
Please help her. She's had such a hard little life so far, but it was really looking up until she got sick. She needs you.
-Tulip

[OakLeaf]

((((((Little M & family)))))

[zoom-zoom]

Dear Little M,
You're really sick. I hate to think of you all wired up in the hospital. You're just 18 months old. Everyone is working as hard as they can to figure out what's wrong and to make you better. We've only known you for a few months, and your addition to the family has been incredible. We love you very much.

-Auntie Tulip

***
Dear Doctors,
Please help her. She's had such a hard little life so far, but it was really looking up until she got sick. She needs you.
-Tulip

*fingers-crossed* for this baby and her docs.

[Catrin]

Dear Little M,
You're really sick. I hate to think of you all wired up in the hospital. You're just 18 months old. Everyone is working as hard as they can to figure out what's wrong and to make you better. We've only known you for a few months, and your addition to the family has been incredible. We love you very much.

-Auntie Tulip

***
Dear Doctors,
Please help her. She's had such a hard little life so far, but it was really looking up until she got sick. She needs you.
-Tulip

Oh my, I hope they are able to help her and she will have a full recovery!

[limewave]

Dear people in the white Ford Taurus,
May your hands be blown to smithereens the next time you toss fire crackers at cyclists and other people for kicks. I didn't have time to get your plate number, but I hope someone else will.

OMGoodness! That's awful!
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Dear Pediatrician and Health Care Insurance:

Hmmm, so well visits are covered 100%. EXCEPT when done on the same day as a surgical procedure. And since when did removing a splinter from one's foot become a full-blown medical procedure! What awful timing on my part for finding it while we were in the doctor's office. Sheesh. $390 for a well visit and a "surgical procedure." The cost seems a little inflated if you ask me.

Limewave

[Reesha]

OMGoodness! That's awful!
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Dear Pediatrician and Health Care Insurance:

Hmmm, so well visits are covered 100%. EXCEPT when done on the same day as a surgical procedure. And since when did removing a splinter from one's foot become a full-blown medical procedure! What awful timing on my part for finding it while we were in the doctor's office. Sheesh. $390 for a well visit and a "surgical procedure." The cost seems a little inflated if you ask me.

Limewave

wtf.

[MomOnBike]

Bethany 1

Where was that? I need to avoid that area.

[Owlie]

Dear bike--
It's always something, isn't it? You're getting to be rather expensive, you know.

Dear guy at new (to me) shop--
You're awesome, and you didn't treat me like I'm an idiot when I popped in to look at bikes. If I were guaranteed to be in Cincinnati after I finish this damn MS, and if Trek actually fits me (jury is out), I would probably buy my graduation-present Madone from you.

[bmccasland]

Dear summer, where for art thou???

I had a site visit for my beach restoration project and it was freaking cold! Where is summer???

This is making my crazy father's constant request to come visit in Texas start to look good.

[Bethany1]

Bethany 1

Where was that? I need to avoid that area.

LOL. Just around the corner from my house. No worries.