Dear So and So

[OakLeaf]

I only get it because it was a premium with my LAB membership. Maybe they should offer something else ... like REAL toilet paper.

[Crankin]

Dear Commonwealth of Massachusetts,
Thank you for passing me on my CANS certification, so now I can do my job.

Now I just need my employer to "get me into the system", as in the computer system. Those assessments and treatment plans are piling up.

[Owlie]

Now I want to read, out of morbid curiosity, how you can manage to drag "apply shaving cream to legs, then drag razor over skin" out to seven pages.

I told DBF about this. He wasn't all that surprised, sadly enough.

[Bethany1]

Dear people in the white Ford Taurus,

May your hands be blown to smithereens the next time you toss fire crackers at cyclists and other people for kicks. I didn't have time to get your plate number, but I hope someone else will.

[OakLeaf]

Oh man, how scary. Everybody okay?

[alexis_the_tiny]

Seriously, SEVEN pages on shaving legs? I hope they were jesting...

Bethany, good grief, what's wrong with them???!?!!

[ultraviolet]

Dear client,

I'm trying. I really am. But, I can't force you reply to email messages or talk to me. You're going on vacation starting...um, in a few hours. When you return, we're supposed to present this round of work to your executive leadership. I'd like to help you succeed, but I can't do it for you.

Regards,
The consultant billing you for time you're not effectively utilizing

[limewave]

Dear people in the white Ford Taurus,
May your hands be blown to smithereens the next time you toss fire crackers at cyclists and other people for kicks. I didn't have time to get your plate number, but I hope someone else will.

OMGoodness! That's awful!
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Dear Pediatrician and Health Care Insurance:

Hmmm, so well visits are covered 100%. EXCEPT when done on the same day as a surgical procedure. And since when did removing a splinter from one's foot become a full-blown medical procedure! What awful timing on my part for finding it while we were in the doctor's office. Sheesh. $390 for a well visit and a "surgical procedure." The cost seems a little inflated if you ask me.

Limewave

[Reesha]

OMGoodness! That's awful!
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Dear Pediatrician and Health Care Insurance:

Hmmm, so well visits are covered 100%. EXCEPT when done on the same day as a surgical procedure. And since when did removing a splinter from one's foot become a full-blown medical procedure! What awful timing on my part for finding it while we were in the doctor's office. Sheesh. $390 for a well visit and a "surgical procedure." The cost seems a little inflated if you ask me.

Limewave

wtf.

[MomOnBike]

Bethany 1

Where was that? I need to avoid that area.

[Owlie]

Dear people in the white Ford Taurus,

May your hands be blown to smithereens the next time you toss fire crackers at cyclists and other people for kicks. I didn't have time to get your plate number, but I hope someone else will.

Everyone okay? Hopefully someone else got their plate...

[limewave]

Network Solutions:

YOU SUCK.

-Limewave

[Owlie]

Dear J--
Hopefully the surgery goes well and it won't interrupt your degree progress.
(And what exactly were you doing, anyway?)