Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Dear Bicycling Magazine,

SEVEN pages on shaving your legs??? SEVEN? Seriously? SEVEN pages?

You could shave your legs seven times in the time it takes to read all those words.

Here's how to do it: Acquire razor. Lather area to be shaved with soap or cream of choice. Shave legs. Rinse. Repeat on other leg.

Seriously? That's hilarious.

[OakLeaf]

Dang, I haven't got mine yet, I have GOT to see that!

[Catrin]

I regret the two year subscription I purchased when I was first getting started....

7 PAGES on how to shave legs?

[OakLeaf]

I only get it because it was a premium with my LAB membership. Maybe they should offer something else ... like REAL toilet paper.

[Crankin]

Dear Commonwealth of Massachusetts,
Thank you for passing me on my CANS certification, so now I can do my job.

Now I just need my employer to "get me into the system", as in the computer system. Those assessments and treatment plans are piling up.

[Owlie]

Now I want to read, out of morbid curiosity, how you can manage to drag "apply shaving cream to legs, then drag razor over skin" out to seven pages.

I told DBF about this. He wasn't all that surprised, sadly enough.

[Bethany1]

Dear people in the white Ford Taurus,

May your hands be blown to smithereens the next time you toss fire crackers at cyclists and other people for kicks. I didn't have time to get your plate number, but I hope someone else will.

[withm]

Dang, I haven't got mine yet, I have GOT to see that!

It was the July issue - cover story was The Perfect Ride or some such fluff. I've had it around for a week or two, and had just read it the other day.

I still can't believe they couldn't find a better use for those 7 pages.