Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Dear Bicycling Magazine,

SEVEN pages on shaving your legs??? SEVEN? Seriously? SEVEN pages?

You could shave your legs seven times in the time it takes to read all those words.

Here's how to do it: Acquire razor. Lather area to be shaved with soap or cream of choice. Shave legs. Rinse. Repeat on other leg.

Seriously? That's hilarious.