I can relate.
The other day I realized that I'm a good cup size A on my back fat. Some people would kill to have b00bs like that up front- and I'm sporting them in the back- with my D's up front.
6 teets lined up all in a row. I'm not laughing at you, I'm sobbing along with you.


And that new Soma... OH. MY. GOSH! I'd kill for that bike- been drooling over it for a while now. I mean really: I'd kill for that bike.